it came to me in a dream.
ok, not really - i wasn't even asleep yet.
i had just closed my eyes
when suddenly
a sassy euro-techno beat popped into my head.
it was catchy!
it was awesome!!...
made me want to do a little dance!!
however, it was really distracting considering i was trying to relax and drift off into dreamland...
i enjoyed it for a while,
but i started to lose my patience.
"could we please turn on something a little less awesome?" i polietly asked.
my inner DJ wasn't taking requests, apparently.
fine.
so i continued to listen
...but it didn't make any sense.
i couldn't for the life of me figure out
1) WHY my brain was suddenly continuous-looping this particular song
or
2) WHERE on earth i had heard it before!
where have i heard this before?
"goooooooogle!...." something inside me whispered
"what? NO!"
i refused to doom myself to a 2 or 3 am bedtime
by getting up and googling it! absolutely not.
"besides" i thought "i can't google 'sassy euro music'! please! i would need SOMETHING else to go off of. but it doesn't matter, beause i'm going to sleep."
however, sleep was too busy rockin out to do its job.
"stop dancing!" i ordered
no such luck
"turn down the music!" i shouted
complete disregard for authority in this place!!
"you better quit bustin your moves, or i'm gonna come down there and!...no?!"
no response.
"...THAT'S IT! i swear, when i!..."
...but when i stormed down
i saw lasers.
huh?
lasers?
this music...with lasers?
...dancing with lasers?...
weird.
........wait....NO.......dancing....
dancing THROUGH lasers??....
i was so confused.
then i got it.
a heist movie.
security lasers!
so then i tried to think of every heist movie i've ever seen -
but nothing fit.
and my laser-evading hip-hoppin fiend had no help to offer.
"gah! i DON'T need to know this right now! i NEED to get to sleep!"
but he continued to dance.
and the music wouldn't stop
and i still couldn't sleep.
MERCY! i HAD to figure it out!
"you could google it!..." my masked theif of sleep suggested again as he spun on his head and popped back up into a crimp-toe.
"NO!" i firmly commanded while resisting the urge to start a pop-n-lock routine "we are NOT googling anything at this time of night - i would never get to sleep running on such a WILD GOOSE CHASE as a 'security laser dance' search would bring!!" NO WAY!"
"have it your way" he calmly replied - and turned up the music.
needless to say, we fought and danced about it for a rather large portion of the night.
...and after an exhausting night's "sleep"
i blearily woke up and googled my infamous security laser dance music.
and i found it.
CLICK!
that fast.
ON THE FIRST PAGE!
GAH!
...note to self: sometimes listening to your midnight music maurader might be a faster way to end rythmic conflict than sticking to your bedtime.
...and in case you're wondering - it's from Ocean's Twelve -
a movie i only saw once and had never thought of since.
and the song is Thé à la Menthe (which means "Mint Tea" in French!) by La Caution
my brain is awesome. :)