yes. it’s true.
and what’s worse –
i think i’m the only one who knows.
this mammoth of a machine
simply appeared in our mail room one day
after our other printers all
started having jamming problems.
everyone thinks he’s here to save us from dreadful print jobs!...
i, however, am not so sure.
surveillance plans are already in place
to monitor this unassuming electronic infiltration.
be he autobot or decepticon
i vow to discover soon…