our office is currently playing host to a
bionic alien.
yes. it’s true.
and what’s worse –
i think i’m the only one who knows.
bionic alien.
yes. it’s true.
and what’s worse –
i think i’m the only one who knows.
this mammoth of a machine
simply appeared in our mail room one day
after our other printers all
“conveniently”
started having jamming problems.
everyone thinks he’s here to save us from dreadful print jobs!...
i, however, am not so sure.
surveillance plans are already in place
to monitor this unassuming electronic infiltration.
be he autobot or decepticon
i vow to discover soo
n… 
4 comments:
Oh how i wish our office would get a new printer machine... we've had so many problems that i've memorized prowest' number!!!
You should have a vote and see how many people think it is an autobot or a decepticon! I would definitely vote decepticon!!
Copier machines always start out Autobots but as they get older, and have more jams and blow toner everywhere they transform into Decepticons. Watch your back in about five years.
In all its awesomeness and fancy gears and features, did your new employee at least fill out its I-9 properly?
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