once upon a time i thought to myself,
"man, i wish there were some way to
open up schedule so i could go
to the gym regularly again -
i really miss running!..."
to which God responded by
giving my boyfriend a
full-time, night-time summer job
that would neatly cut out
any possible chances of me
ever seeing him
...He thinks He's sooooooooo funny....!
This Missed Mark Will Bug The Heck Out Of You
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