once upon a time i thought to myself,
"man, i wish there were some way to
open up schedule so i could go
to the gym regularly again -
i really miss running!..."
to which God responded by
giving my boyfriend a
full-time, night-time summer job
that would neatly cut out
any possible chances of me
ever seeing him
...He thinks He's sooooooooo funny....!
Fling Your Stinky Underwear Over There
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