and that's bad news for people on the roads.
i don't say that because it's going to get snowy or icy.
i say that because my car's heating system
(in my shnazzy, stylish 1990 honda accord, complete with moon-roof!)
is directly linked to my speedometer.
yes, the speedometer.
...so!...
the slower i go, the colder the air blasting in my face,
the f a s t e r i go, the TOASTIER it gets! :D
...i'm sure it doesn't take much imagination to figure out the problems with such an arrangement.
worst of all, i don't feel bad at all for my behavior! :)
i know everyone thinks i should -
i see those exact-speed-limit-drivers glare at me in contempt as i go speeding past them on frigid winter mornings.
they think i'm being reckless.
they think i'm a rebel with no regard for rules!
what they don't know is that i'm simply ensuring my own survival - and i see no law against that.
(...they also probably don't know is that utah has a flexible speed law...but let's not split hairs here...)
tis the season to be speeding! ;)
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